What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Make Nazis afraid again!

Poor appetite? What that can mean and how to get hungry again - The Washington Post

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

James Webb telescope has photographed 3 ultra-massive galaxies, and it changes everything, according to these scientists. - Farmingdale Observer

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Long, dark 'streaks' spotted on Mars aren't what scientists thought - Live Science

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Why do we let ugly men exist?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Have you ever had sex with your husband's friend in front of your husband? Please tell about it and elaborate.

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Mars Orbiter Captures Rare View of Ancient Volcano Poking Above the Clouds - Gizmodo

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Elon Musk’s Neuralink closes a $650M Series E - TechCrunch

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Are We Wrong About Dark Matter? Dwarf Galaxies Suggest So - SciTechDaily

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!